maybe this would catch your attention

silly online quizes are at times fascinating or at times silly but nevertheless it does reveal something about the one who answers them and in my case i hope this grabs the attention of those who've ever dared to prey on me. i just answered this a few minutes ago and i'm surprised at how it turned out because in one way or another its quite true.



LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER:Dawn of the Dead
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW:how to cook homo sapiens
FAVORITE BOARD GAME:Snakes & Ladders
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Zines
FAVORITE SMELLS: the foul stench of rigor mortis
COMFORT FOOD: raw human flesh
FAVORITE SOUNDS: screams of pain and suffering
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:dying without salvation
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING:opening my eyes
FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE:where i can easily can an innocent bystander to eat
FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: Bogart?
FINISH THIS STATEMENT: "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY, I WOULD":give it all back to whoever needs them better than me
DO YOU DRIVE FAST:i don't have a car and never will i get one
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: no but i sleep with dead stuffed people
STORMS -- COOL OR SCARY:cool
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:no never would i have a first car
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:Green Cross & Rhea Rubbing Alcohol
FINISH THIS STATEMENT,'IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO': go and kill my next meal
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI:no i don't eat that i eat the meat of weak pathetic humans
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE: I'm bald i'd just paint my head
GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR FULL:full glass of human guts
HOW MANY CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN: too many to mention i'm wanted in a lot of cities you know..
FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX: over the dead body of my last victim
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: gladiatoral matches that forces people to duel unto death
WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED: the disembodied body parts of my victims
TOILET PAPER/ PAPER TOWEL--OVER OR UNDER: toilet paper


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